... a hidden rumor of incredible Bene Tleilax tales has been found somewhere ...
A very tired dwarf Karganironfist walked into the Screaming Cat pub.
"Gimme one Bugman's, quick!"
"Hey, youngster, what's the rush? <hic> "Where is your uniform?", says drunked knight Carnow.
"Oi, lad. I am not from Bitterstone's Thunderers snipersquad. Bene Tleilax, okey? I am tired and thirsty. Gimme a break!"
"BT or BT. One fatty dwarf or another. What's the difference? Have you lost your tiny shield?" <hic> , says drunked knight. That was his next to last words.
"Okey! You ask for it!"
<Hit-prask-chop-swoung-big-bada-boom!>
One severed hand of the knight whispered to the other one:
"Dude, that wasn't an Ironbreaker. That was a slayer!"
"Oh my .."
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Tales of Bene Tleilax
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Also: Velmires - WP, Carnow - KotbS, Ninjagon - BW, Nynja - SW, Stin - WH, and others.
Also: Velmires - WP, Carnow - KotbS, Ninjagon - BW, Nynja - SW, Stin - WH, and others.
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