We are number one but its runescape..

Post #1 » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:15 pm

GlwIVave2: Buying energy pots
Oops typo
Are you a real pro?
Well technically nah
have you ever pwned a noob?
like a level 30 full mythril noob?
nah
Have you ever bought a gf
nah nah
Alright, i can see i have to teach you how to be... pro
Look at this cool emote
*plays runescape music*
oh wait wrong song
*we are number one ques*
Hey
I have 30k in bank.
oh can i have 10k?
We are level 99 cooking
Actually im still 20k xp from 99
Hey
Hunting level?
we are lvl 99 fletching
Now plz add me
Added
Heres a little lesson in
oh look a gourmet impling
This is going down in varlock w1
To user: Hello plz reply im your biggest fan
if you want to be number 1 on highscores
you have to chase a newby in wildy
Accepting 10k donations to get 200m agility xp
Just right click on me and follow
Dont waste run energy
Be careful not to make a sound
shh
*spell cast*
NO DONT ALCH THAT!
you need level 70 agilty to disarm this trap
Oops lemme complain on forums
We are level 42 hunter
hey
you need to be level 83 hunter to catch sportaflop
Jaggerx plz nerf
Free armor trimming
We are level 53 thieving
My level is lvl 99 doe
*apple says Definitely not a keylogger*
here download my keylogger i mean autominer
we are level 1 construction
What? its very expensive
now look at this barrage that i just unlocked
when i say go be ready to cast
go
BARRAGE HIM NOT ME NOOBS
Sigh lets try a diffrent world
Now watch and learn heres the deal
we'll lure him to wildy and then we'll kill him
roflmao
DONT STEAL MY RUNE SCIMMY
haha hacked noob
Doubling money you can trust me
K plz dont scam me
Dont worry i have a guthix god sword on my main
Rep0rted
Look at my drawf cannon
jagex can you raise climbing boots to 75k?
Sure that sounds like a good idea
*apple is recorvery options*
Now whats my best friends name again?
oh yeah Sir Tiffy Cashien
Account recoverd
buying gf
No jamtex this is my sons account i swear im the father!
if you type your password it will look like stars: *********
*******
Hunter2
Buying cannon balls 200ea
GnomeBalls Suck
Riot w66 Fally to protest against indisputable nerfed drop rates
We are lvl 1 defence
yeah pures ftw
i misclicked and got 2 defence jengax plz fix
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we are lvl 53 attack
64 strength
12 farming
Fishing level?
76
Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice
Reported for botting
Nice

Azarael · Post #2 » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:16 pm

And this is?

Tifereth · Post #3 » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:20 pm

Azarael wrote:And this is?

Try number 3 or 4 by the same OP to be funny. It's apparently a meme only Ryan knew, who posted a detailed explanation in the
"RoR Song" thread in the very same Off-topic forum here.

It's cool with the kids now!

Aurandilaz · Post #4 » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:36 pm

I reached 93rd highest fletching score back in 2007 with like 38 million exp.
Good times. No ragrets over wasted teenage years. Who likes girls anyway when you can fletch.

Post #5 » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:53 pm

saupreusse · Post #6 » Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:18 pm

Az i told you: you got to know your memes

Jaycub · Post #7 » Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:37 pm

Azarael wrote:And this is?

A deviation of YTP where someone takes something with potential and replaces every X with Y or changes the theme (like OP has). It's essentially post modern humor that autistic people like ironically, almost like the people on /mu/ who try to out hipster each other with their musical tastes. It eventually becomes so meta that it turn into something resembling performance art.

Spoiler: