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WE NEED TOILETS
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:18 am
by Kaosa
"If you can read this your should be dead I mean really, thats like realy good I mean realy cause in Warhammer you should have eyesight this good, its just not natual and not being natural would make you a witch and if thats true than you are really gonna die so you want to reconsider reading this I know I mis spelled misspelled but, hey im from a fake world what do you expect we dont even have toilets and thats another really messy problem we need to deal with, you should smell some of these places it's not pleasant by any means."
Re: WE NEED TOILETS
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:26 am
by Glorian
Now it makes sense!
I have read so many times on advice channel that one player wants to poop on the other player, his playstyle or his mother.
I had no idea it was by the lack of toilets around.

Re: WE NEED TOILETS
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:16 am
by noisestorm
kek'd
Re: WE NEED TOILETS
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:20 am
by Razid1987
LOL!
6/10 for being funny
7/10 for breaking the fourth wall
8/10 for fart jokes
9/10 for calling it messy
10/10 for including it all
Btw, what does page 2 say? I need to know! Oh... it's just a copy of the first one... BUMMER!
Re: WE NEED TOILETS
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:02 pm
by Kaosa
I can see the Mythic team sitting around the artist typing this out, laughing while high as fk.

Re: WE NEED TOILETS
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:15 pm
by trivoid
This is hilarious.

Re: WE NEED TOILETS
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:23 pm
by SpikyBitz
Bathrooms are overrated. If in a pitched pvp that you cannot afford to leave, and pvp becomes pee vee pee due to all that cola/water/juice/tea/whatever, just keep a wide-mouthed bottle handy. Learnt dat from a book on how to be a private detective!
>.>
Re: WE NEED TOILETS
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:34 pm
by Luuca
Character names on Order:
Pee, Poo, Poop, Poopn, Toilette
Devs do nothing. Devs favor Order. As the Dothraki say, It is Known.
Now we find the same childish humor posted on the Order side of the game. Typical.
If you are going to allow such stupid names, just remove all naming conditions and let the sh!t fly.
Creative names, that use first and last names etc. are cool. Bodily functions are not. I think the Devs should wipe all progress levels/renown/gear/items/crafting abilities/etc. for players with bodily functions as names.
If you're going to go all in with the names, do it right. There was a guild in Aion called Dennys. All the characters were breakfast items. When they zoned in and started killing, the combat chat looked like the Dennys menu.
"Bertum has been Killed by Hashbrowns." "Snakeerz has been Killed by Toast" "Peeweet has been Killed by Grits"
Re: WE NEED TOILETS
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:35 pm
by Razid1987
Luuca wrote:Character names on Order:
Pee, Poo, Poop, Poopn, Toilette
Devs do nothing. Devs favor Order. As the Dothraki say, It is Known.
Now we find the same childish humor posted on the Order side of the game. Typical.
If you are going to allow such stupid names, just remove all naming conditions and let the sh!t fly.
Creative names, that use first and last names etc. are cool. Bodily functions are not. I think the Devs should wipe all progress levels/renown/gear/items/crafting abilities/etc. for players with bodily functions as names.
If you're going to go all in with the names, do it right. There was a guild in Aion called Dennys. All the characters were breakfast items. When they zoned in and started killing, the combat chat looked like the Dennys menu.
Delicious!
Re: WE NEED TOILETS
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:36 pm
by Luuca
Also: When are server transfers going to be live?