Return of Reckoning

Movie Scryptz fer Rorywood – Da Ring Dat Smelled Wrong

I iz Dungsniffa Brownfinga, Night Gobbo Shaman. I sniff me fingar, an da voicez say: “Make it a movie, ya git.”

Grufrip da Ork Kaptain of da Freebootaz had a sekret darker than Mork’s armpit. On weekendz, ‘e put away da choppa, grabz iz pom-pompz, an dancez Blood Bowl cheer routinez in private. While wiggling, ‘e left ‘is precious nose ring in da locker room. A Gobbo nicked it. Now Grufrip iz furious, half naked, an yellin’ fer blood.

Da Gobbo flee wiv da ring, gatherin’ a right wrong fellowship: two normal Gobboz, one Gobbo wot lickz rocks, a Dark Elf wot regretz every life choice, a Chosen wot don’t talk, an a Marauder wot keepz askin’ “can we sell it yet?”. Two Gobboz walk suspiciously close an keep sayin’ it’z fer warmth. No one believez dem.

Dey head toward Thunder Mountain, da only place wiv a pawn shop brave enough to touch cursed jewelry an ork sweat. Fer if da ring iz returned, Grufrip dancez no more… but if it’z sold, da cheerleader secret may rule all.

Da voicez giggle.
Dis iz only movie wun.

Movie Scryptz fer Rorywood – Movie Too: I See Dead Stuntiez

I iz Dungsniffa Brownfinga, Night Gobbo Shaman. I sniff me fingar an da voicez say dis one iz spooky but stupid.

Dis movie starz a smol Gobbo wiv big eyez an no sense. ‘E keepz whisperin’:
“I see dead stuntiez.”
An it’z true. Dead Dwarfs everywhere, walkin’ about, complainin’, askin’ fer ale.

Problem iz, da stuntiez don’t know dey dead.

So da smol Gobbo gotta keep remindin’ dem.
“OI. YOU DEAD.”
Den ‘e walkz dem to da graveyard.
Again.
An again.
Same stuntiez. Every day.

Dey forget. Dey always forget.

Starin’ as Wurce Billyz, who lookz confused, sad, an slightly green da whole time. Da voicez say it’z very deep meanin’. I fink it’z just funny watchin’ dead stuntiez get lost.

Da graveyard iz full.
Da whisperin’ never stopz.
An da Gobbo still seez dead people.

Da voicez clap.
Movie free comin’ soon.

Movie Scryptz fer Rorywood – Movie Free: Squigtanic

I iz Dungsniffa Brownfinga, Night Gobbo Shaman. I sniff me fingar an da voicez hum sad musik an laugh at da same time.

Dis movie be about two stuntiez ridin’ a real fancy boat. Too fancy. Gold trim, shiny railz, an way too many rules about where ya can stand. Dey say da boat unsinkable. Da voicez say dat always mean sinkable.

In da dark night, da boat bumpz into Cheddar da Squig. Big lad. Cheesy. Didn’t even notice. CRUNCH. Big hole. Water come in faster than stuntiez can complain.

At da end, da boat sinkz proper. Only fing left floatin’ iz one small table. One stunty climbz on. Da odder stunty sayz, “I’ll be fine.”

At da end, only one table floatz.
But no. One stunty iz too fat, sprawlz across da whole table like a sack of wet armor, sayin’ “dis iz fine.”
Rolgrom, da odar stunty, hangz off da side, slippin’, freezin’, an slowly turnin’ blue while arguin’ it’z not fair.
Da fat one survivez.
Rolgrm freezez, sinkz, an later hauntz da comment section forever.

Da voicez say da table woz big enough.

Ooh, Ooh, I got one:

Stabz In The City

Four Witch Elves and their Mom find themselves loose in Altdorf with a little time to kill. One Witch Hunter from the Obsidian Order is tasked to track them down, which he does, by climbing over multiple rooftops, and one sewer, until the final fight in an Ice Factory where for some reason Arnold Schwarzenegger shows up.

Its gold man.

Martok wrote: Tue Jan 06, 2026 3:50 pm Ooh, Ooh, I got one:

Stabz In The City

Four Witch Elves and their Mom find themselves loose in Altdorf with a little time to kill. One Witch Hunter from the Obsidian Order is tasked to track them down, which he does, by climbing over multiple rooftops, and one sewer, until the final fight in an Ice Factory where for some reason Arnold Schwarzenegger shows up.

Its gold man.

hahaah gud gud keep em comin

Hi! It me! Your friend!
Cheddar!
Let's travel together!

I got wun! Iz called Witch Elf Confidenshul!

A gobbo gets releesed frum da jail in Shining Way wiv big dreemz of gettin in a big trukk and drivin' it! He goez to IC to a old frien an da fren says, "Dis is your partner!" An da partner iz a ork wiv no name. An he dun talk becuz no wun wants to lissen to orks. An da really cool gobbo an da stoopid ork kill a bunch of elvz! All da elvz! Well, not all of dem. Gotta leev sum for killin later. An maybe derz anova story about like... a stolen talisman wiv +25 skill. But mossly itz jus killin da elvz.

Sillothor wrote: Fri Jan 16, 2026 10:54 amI got wun! Iz called Witch Elf Confidenshul!

A gobbo gets releesed frum da jail in Shining Way wiv big dreemz of gettin in a big trukk and drivin' it! He goez to IC to a old frien an da fren says, "Dis is your partner!" An da partner iz a ork wiv no name. An he dun talk becuz no wun wants to lissen to orks. An da really cool gobbo an da stoopid ork kill a bunch of elvz! All da elvz! Well, not all of dem. Gotta leev sum for killin later. An maybe derz anova story about like... a stolen talisman wiv +25 skill. But mossly itz jus killin da elvz.

This should be entitled 'Natural Born Killaz'.