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SNAZZGOB’S SHROOM-N-SPROUT EMPORIUM

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2025 8:33 am
by RedhornGoat
“Potion bits, weird roots, an’ seeds wiv bite!”

Oi youz clever potion-brewers, garden-gurus, and fungus-fanatics!
Snazzgob da Gobbo Shaman is proud ta announce da openin’ of his brand-new Farm Shop & Ingredient Shack—now takin’ orders from all across da land!

Whether yer mixin’, brewin’, cultivatin’, mutatin’, or conjurin’, Snazzgob’s got fresh stock, fast supply, and prices even a dwarf can't grumble at.

🌱 ~ This Week’s Stock ~

Taut Gobswort (Extender) – 15 silver per, or 5 gold for a full stack
All Parsleys (Restoration) – Send Snazzgob a mail wiv yer request and offer. We gotz all da Parsleys.
Stabilizers a’ Plenty – Tell me what grade ya need and I’ll give ya da price straight.
Fuskz (Multiplier) – Cost based on tier. You want it bigger? I got da stuff.
Any Other Plants – Send a mail, Snazzgob can “acquire” it for youz.
All Plant Seeds Available – If it grows, we got seeds for it.

🍄 Why Buy from Snazzgob?

🧪 Freshly harvested, not the old dried rubbish from da humans

🌿 Custom gathering requests — if it grows in da wild, Snazzgob can nab it

💰 Flexible prices for bulk orders

🐺 Courier delivery (wolf rider speed depends on wolf mood)

📬 How to Order

Message Snazzgob directly or leave a note in this forum thread.
Bulk orders, weird requests, and shady deals welcome.

✨ Snazzgob’s Shroom-n-Sprout Emporium

“Grow stronger, brew louder, explode less… mostly.”

Re: SNAZZGOB’S SHROOM-N-SPROUT EMPORIUM

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2025 8:41 am
by Phloam
those Dark Waaagh sites iz da bezt b0ss

Re: SNAZZGOB’S SHROOM-N-SPROUT EMPORIUM

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2025 8:50 am
by RedhornGoat
Phloam wrote: Mon Nov 17, 2025 8:41 am those Dark Waaagh sites iz da bezt b0ss
datz roight git!