Recruit Ward: U Wot Mate?
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2023 9:20 pm
So listen 'ere. I'z come back to da game, cuz I ain't been 'round for some time, yeh and when I gets in, me boots were in ma bag, same as me gauntlets (both is challenger, cuz, I'm 'ard, but not big git 'ard, right?)
And there I am, tryin' ta put ma boots and me gloves on, but deyz not fitting like they used ta. Now, I know I've 'ad a little more squig and stunty than usual recently, but me fingas ain't dat big yet, so wot gives?
Some gobbo tells me "Oi, Cindarelly, you'z got ta get da recruit ward first.", so's I punched 'im until he agreed to read and find dat, right? He tells me there's a book wot says I have ta go back and wear me old shoes, wot I got ta krump some 'eads together ta get it.
So I goes and do that. Now I got me old boots back, right?
But my new ones still don't fit.
Wot am I doin' right? Who'z 'ead I gotta smack to get me toes wiggling right in me shoes.
Yours sinc-... sinseil-... you'z sillily
Rocktusk da Black Orc
And there I am, tryin' ta put ma boots and me gloves on, but deyz not fitting like they used ta. Now, I know I've 'ad a little more squig and stunty than usual recently, but me fingas ain't dat big yet, so wot gives?
Some gobbo tells me "Oi, Cindarelly, you'z got ta get da recruit ward first.", so's I punched 'im until he agreed to read and find dat, right? He tells me there's a book wot says I have ta go back and wear me old shoes, wot I got ta krump some 'eads together ta get it.
So I goes and do that. Now I got me old boots back, right?
But my new ones still don't fit.
Wot am I doin' right? Who'z 'ead I gotta smack to get me toes wiggling right in me shoes.
Yours sinc-... sinseil-... you'z sillily
Rocktusk da Black Orc