Return of Reckoning

Played a new character recently, after years and years of running around on my 40, and noticed that it makes the game feel a lot more festive when those numbers fly out of your character's head - renown, exp, influence. So it got me thinking - what if there were an addon that would make your 40's head spray random numbers during combat? Or, to make it sillier, not numbers but random comic book style exclamations - boom! ping! pow! yeet! - in the same font and colors as inf/exp/renown do natively.
Anyway, any coders with too much free time on their hands?

You forgot Ka-Blam!