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Me Golden Toof

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:53 am
by Peaches92
[black orc, golden tooth jutting from gums--the other broken]

I was sitting on da supplies at Lobba Mill when I wrote dis poem wiv a stuntie finga:

on mud fick wiv blood,
do trod me warpig's hoof.
to find da rotten stunties,
I follow me golden toof.

wiv choppa an cuttas,
wiv blocka shatta-proof,
I tear 'em to bits
smilin' wiv me golden toof.

An when they're dyin by me,
I swear it's da troof,
it's their own eyes they see
reflected in me golden toof!

Re: Me Golden Toof

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:31 am
by Skabdriver
Foinaly sum gud piece of art!!!

Re: Me Golden Toof

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:55 am
by Glorian
Ye have reserved yourself a line in the Book of Grudges with that poem pignose. :evil: :lol:

Re: Me Golden Toof

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:56 am
by Ysaran
We need more ork like you

Re: Me Golden Toof

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:37 pm
by Peaches92
fanks for da kind words lads

Re: Me Golden Toof

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:22 am
by Sypz
Dis be gudder 'an humie juice!

Re: Me Golden Toof

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 12:49 am
by oaliaen
Ow Broda, so sorry ya got enslaved by 'umies.. fankz Mork ya learned sum poetry in dat 'ard timez! Welkom' bakk to 'ome !