Come one, come all...
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 5:25 am
SEE THE AMAZING GOBLIN
Come see for yourself the wonder of the ages, the most mystifying sight you can behold short of an orcish spelling B.
That's right ladies and Gentlemen of the empire and beyond I give you, all the way from tier 4 now only exclusive to tier 1, the GOBLIN SHAMAN!
Now I hear what you are saying ladies and gents, this dirty little green fellow, what could be so interesting about him?
Well what would you say if I told you that this little smeared chap can run faster than your mount? Yes indeedy he can.
He can take more damage than the finest empire tank and keep right on going. He can dish out more damage that the crème of the Bright College and on top of all that, follow along with me here ladies and gents, on top of ALL that. He can heal both himself and his fellow corruptionists, making them nearly invulnerable as well.
Now I hear you ladies and gents, I hear you saying that this can't be so, there is just no way. But it is as true as the day is long, as true and Sigmars shadow is dark. And if you don't believe me, and I don't blame any of you a bit, then come on down to the battlefield, take a ringside seat as these little fellows lead every charge, stand right in the middle of your formation without a care in the world.
Want to try a cannon on them? Feel free! They won't notice, and if they feel like it, they can just destroy the cannons while murdering whatever order has to offer. They dance inches away from the War Camp because no one can hurt them.
Watch them casually walk back to their own War Camp for a nap while the Empire's Witch Hunters, Knights, the White Lions of the Elves and even Bright Wizards throw everything the have at them the whole way, but not a scratch.
Still not convinced? Feel like pointing at some facts and figures? Want to talk about paper? Try steel instead. That's right ladies and gents, you too can get a taste of this. Grab your staff and wizard hat, tell that gazebo its just going to have to wait and head on down to teir 1. try to kill yourself some goblin shamans.
Hey, not as easy as it looks on paper is it? Keep trying though, those little green monsters need that renown too you know.
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Come see for yourself the wonder of the ages, the most mystifying sight you can behold short of an orcish spelling B.
That's right ladies and Gentlemen of the empire and beyond I give you, all the way from tier 4 now only exclusive to tier 1, the GOBLIN SHAMAN!
Now I hear what you are saying ladies and gents, this dirty little green fellow, what could be so interesting about him?
Well what would you say if I told you that this little smeared chap can run faster than your mount? Yes indeedy he can.
He can take more damage than the finest empire tank and keep right on going. He can dish out more damage that the crème of the Bright College and on top of all that, follow along with me here ladies and gents, on top of ALL that. He can heal both himself and his fellow corruptionists, making them nearly invulnerable as well.
Now I hear you ladies and gents, I hear you saying that this can't be so, there is just no way. But it is as true as the day is long, as true and Sigmars shadow is dark. And if you don't believe me, and I don't blame any of you a bit, then come on down to the battlefield, take a ringside seat as these little fellows lead every charge, stand right in the middle of your formation without a care in the world.
Want to try a cannon on them? Feel free! They won't notice, and if they feel like it, they can just destroy the cannons while murdering whatever order has to offer. They dance inches away from the War Camp because no one can hurt them.
Watch them casually walk back to their own War Camp for a nap while the Empire's Witch Hunters, Knights, the White Lions of the Elves and even Bright Wizards throw everything the have at them the whole way, but not a scratch.
Still not convinced? Feel like pointing at some facts and figures? Want to talk about paper? Try steel instead. That's right ladies and gents, you too can get a taste of this. Grab your staff and wizard hat, tell that gazebo its just going to have to wait and head on down to teir 1. try to kill yourself some goblin shamans.
Hey, not as easy as it looks on paper is it? Keep trying though, those little green monsters need that renown too you know.
This message has been brought to you by GoblinOff, the goblin removal spray now in powder form sold in reputable markets all over Altdorf.
