Return of Reckoning

Today a girl asked me what I did over the weekend... how would someone explain Warhammer to someone who isn't familiar with it?

In one word?

"WAAAAGH!"

Tell the truth. You are a tester for the redevelopment of a defunct multi-million dollar player versus player combat simulation. Or as my gf said, "that dungeons and dragons game".

If you feel the need to justify your interest to her on the basis of her expectation for you to justify your interest, find another woman.

simply tell him the truth, that you fought all night dressed only your little panty, waving your two hatchets you finally ejected into the lava and that is why you have the red buttocks.
And show him your big BOBO