Return of Reckoning

Hi, I am a nice person, a very nice Person searching a PVP guild

Nevertheless, I have a disease, a very serious disease that is not curable…

This disease appears only when certain conditions are met, if not, I am able to live a complete normal life.

Doctors told me it is very rare disease and it is called “stupid-phobia”.

The disease itself isn’t life threatening, at least not directly. The symptoms are the real challenge.

In real life or in virtual, there is no difference, stupidity is universal!

It can happen quiet often per day, depending on some complex mathematical equations, however there are some general simple rules:

- more often you interact, per day, with samples of the human species the probability for the symptoms to appear are exponential
- the significance of the symptoms is exponential to the level of stupidity
- (X) x (Y) = Sz (X= stupidity) (Y = number of specimen) (S = Symptoms) (z = exponential)

We can easily conclude: Higher the Number of specimen in a given place, Symptoms expand exponentially.

The symptoms are:

light:
- Irony
- Sarcasm
- Satire
- Mockery

Medium:
- Anger
- Pain
- Frustration
- Time loss

High:
- High level of Aggression
- Violence
- Hostility

Conclusion: A battlefield full of dead enemies

PS: I play every Class, every side. Honestly, I think I know better the mechanics of this game than the Bible, Darwinian evolutionary theory, Einstein’s relativity theory and Newton’s law of gravity combined.

Feel free to contact me as long as you are absolutely sure not triggering the symptoms

Hello Dexy,
Conclusion of yours feels sound to me. Have fun going at it

I am glad you know more about the mechanics of warhammer than about the bible.
But I recommend you polish up on the gravity thing, I heard it`s gonna stick around.

German speaking guild only here, but I wish you all the best and lots of fun on the battlefield.

Orbok/Treehit

What time zone do you live in?