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very nice Person searching a PVP guild

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:01 am
by Dexy
Hi, I am a nice person, a very nice Person searching a PVP guild

Nevertheless, I have a disease, a very serious disease that is not curable…

This disease appears only when certain conditions are met, if not, I am able to live a complete normal life.

Doctors told me it is very rare disease and it is called “stupid-phobia”.

The disease itself isn’t life threatening, at least not directly. The symptoms are the real challenge.

In real life or in virtual, there is no difference, stupidity is universal!

It can happen quiet often per day, depending on some complex mathematical equations, however there are some general simple rules:

- more often you interact, per day, with samples of the human species the probability for the symptoms to appear are exponential
- the significance of the symptoms is exponential to the level of stupidity
- (X) x (Y) = Sz (X= stupidity) (Y = number of specimen) (S = Symptoms) (z = exponential)

We can easily conclude: Higher the Number of specimen in a given place, Symptoms expand exponentially.

The symptoms are:

light:
- Irony
- Sarcasm
- Satire
- Mockery

Medium:
- Anger
- Pain
- Frustration
- Time loss

High:
- High level of Aggression
- Violence
- Hostility

Conclusion: A battlefield full of dead enemies

PS: I play every Class, every side. Honestly, I think I know better the mechanics of this game than the Bible, Darwinian evolutionary theory, Einstein’s relativity theory and Newton’s law of gravity combined.

Feel free to contact me as long as you are absolutely sure not triggering the symptoms ;-)

Re: very nice Person searching a PVP guild

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:27 am
by Faraso
hmmm no offense man but this disease looks like it won't allow you to be a "very nice" person hehe. Glad to have you on the order side :D welcome to RoR!

Re: very nice Person searching a PVP guild

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:06 am
by Eathisword
Dexy wrote: Honestly, I think I know better the mechanics of this game than the Bible, Darwinian evolutionary theory, Einstein’s relativity theory and Newton’s law of gravity combined.
Since no one really understands Einstein's relativity; since you seem to think Newton had only 1 law and since your syntax seems to suggest that the Bible should know the mechanics of this game : I has no doubt about the truthiness of your statement :)

Feel free to contact Halhammer in game if you wanna become a pretty DoE, as we are a bunch of stoopid, raging about other stoopid 24/7.

Maybe its just enough stoopidity for you !