Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie: Did you say ten pound?
Bacon: Are you deaf?
Eddie: That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie: Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon: ****.
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'Aight gitz, better leave dis here...
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And enjoy the rest of 2014 all 1 hour 10mins of it.
...Oh and remember teh New Year last's for a whole year, so stay safe and take care : ]
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...Oh and remember teh New Year last's for a whole year, so stay safe and take care : ]
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Goooooood Morning Gitz! Say, doesn't it feel great to be a non-drinker on a day like today?
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Woooo time for me fry-up!
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Woooo time for me fry-up!
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Found dis next to dat video above, a wedding band called The PreNups - lol'dOrcpacolypse wrote:Goooooood Morning Gitz! Say, doesn't it feel great to be a non-drinker on a day like today?
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I use to love her, I use to love her once...
A long, long time ago!
Yup, still catchy as Ebola of teh ****.
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Dat stuntyz berd doh.... Impreshifnormanis wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N-f3mD3ztY el gibbor
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Now dis Un I lik better when i kep me eyez closed. Dat'z rite, i fink u git'z shu'd try dat 2. Cuz som gitz just enjoy dat bet'r wif dey eyez all closed tite. U 'ave to be sur all da gitz R 'avin a much fun as u cuz dey funy like dat u no.
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Ding!
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fink I ned annud'r RedBuffalo.... BRB Git'z!
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