Dear Order

[Darks63]

Man this thread is straight outta of 2010 go realm pride lol.

[Skullgrin]

Dear Order,

How have you been? Mom is making me write this letter because she says we don't talk to each other enough. Open Realm vs. Realm combat has been lots of fun recently, I had a really great fight the other day against Tankphobia and Bobswulf! I caught Tank out by himself so jumped off my horse and started to beat him up, cuz he's a stinky dwarf. Then Bob came along and he didn't like that I was fighting with Tank, so he jumped into the fight. Bob is a dwarf too and they stick together like that. Bob getting in the way of our fight made me really, REALLY angry so I stopped hitting Tank and started hitting Bob. Man, he really got my goat if you know what i mean. So anyway, I killed Bob and went back to hitting Tank, but I was so tired from killing Bob that Tank and I ended up killing each other at almost the exact same time! It made me giggle a whole bunch. The fight went on for over five minutes and it was lots of fun, so I made sure to wave to Tank the next time I saw him.

Also the other day an Orc told me that someone was saying mean things about me in the order advice channel!!! He said it was the funniest thing he had seen and that it went on for 3 whole hours! I dunno tho, I mean, how would an Orc know what they were saying in order chat, and besides if it was that funny surely someone would have kept screen shots of it...

Finally I just wanna let you know that Lionmilk is being mean to me, he keeps grouping up with his friends and beating me up! Mom says that's cuz he likes me, but I thinks shes just saying that to try to make me feel better. Anyways, I hope that this letter will make Mom happy and that I won't have to write another one very soon, cuz it takes so much time out my busy solo roaming schedule.

Bye Bye, and take care!

[Daino]

Dear Destro, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem on the server or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble rants too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, **** it, what's been up? Man how's your healers?
My tank is absent too, I'm 'bout to be unguarded
If I have a tanky, guess what I'm a call it?
I'ma name it Spanky
I read about your squig lacky too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want to heal him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground **** that you did with Skaven
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the **** you did with Slaneesh too, that **** was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest hoarder
This is Order

[Skullgrin]

Dear Destro, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem on the server or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble rants too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, **** it, what's been up? Man how's your healers?
My tank is absent too, I'm 'bout to be unguarded
If I have a tanky, guess what I'm a call it?
I'ma name it Spanky
I read about your squig lacky too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want to heal him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground **** that you did with Skaven
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the **** you did with Slaneesh too, that **** was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest hoarder
This is Order

Ok, this makes me wanna see an Orc version of this...



Click here to watch on YouTube

[Slmjmosumb]

[youtube]http://youtu.be/vmd1qMN5Yo0[/youtube]

Dear Sister (Order),
By the time you read this letter...

[Lesnoj]

How does it feel when you have to fight Destro without being able to zerg them with 100% population. The forts are here. Its time to cry.

Another kid with internet connection

[Manatikik]

I’m confused on so many levels about the people in this thread...

[Skullgrin]

I’m confused on so many levels about the people in this thread...

It's OK, just slam your face into your desk 6 or 7 times and then all will become clear. Be sure to move your keyboard first, you don't want to break anything important.

[davispeed]

You just triggered the zerger here..... They are fun to read tho no doubt, good popcorn!

If you cant see that you surf zerg well then i feel bad'ish for you, or not.....

[wonshot]

What is this, a slight glimse of realmpride. Maybe those buggy untested fortresses are not so bad after all if this is the unexpected result.