Return of Reckoning

Stop accusing me of going Ory.

Lileldys wrote:Hi,
My guild leader who plays "bright wizzzzzzard" seems to be pretty absent from the game, just wondering if you guys are still active/recruiting.
I look for good RvR guild which allows players on the dole. I see you have not updated the thread in 2 months, so I guess collecting wheelie bins and modelling beards with a crap voice might be taking up your time.
Pls let me know if i can join my DanksPerSecond is 69/420, very good.

Sir/Madam,

Thank you very much for your application to the CHU, and let me start by saying your DanksPerSecond are indeed impressive. Upon careful consideration with the binman and puntlord, I'm afraid we have to decline your application. We do not believe you would be the right fit for us, however I have some excellent suggestions for guilds that seem perfect for your type of playstyle:

https://www.jobcentreonline.com/JCOLFront/Home.aspx

https://www.gov.uk/contact-jobcentre-plus



We're sorry Harry Plopper has left you, his wife won't let him play games until later in the evening and he prefers, in his own words "high calibre pvp" which is why he has joined us.

It's a shame Ade has been unable to join us, he has indeed been busy with his wheelie bins, however in a show of good faith, he has sent us a picture to ensure he's still around and kicking:

(Ade's super secret selfie): Regards,
Beard model extraordinaire, local clunge sponge, and offical Grump of FMC:
Epo.
<3

Ade wrote:Fu man Chu
Creators of the CHUCHU
More than 3 is a zerg.....

So you zerg guild now?

Yes.

These two refugees were forced upon us by European Law.
Both have a stutter and Eeps just received his denture...
Needless to say we've prohibited the use of "ChuChu" on TS.