Return of Reckoning

I've seen this shaman running around quite a bit. His name is Porkstar and he kills me all the time. I tried to solo him and it is impossible even with a mouthful of hotdog and soda. Very frustrating. My nethers begin to sweat as I squirm in my chair whenever I see him in the SC. I try to kill him because he does great healing and great DPS and he seems to have a good handle on the game. If the shaman mechanic worked, he would be even more terrifying. If an engineer tries to fight him...engineer melted. If a SW tries to fight him...SW melted. If a WH tries to fight him...its tough for the git because of heal debuff but often...WH melted. BW tries to fight and can remove Pork's life-tap dot with the self-cleanse if they are smart but they're usually too stoooopud... BW melted.

Porkstar removes the most tender bits of flesh from his slain enemies to make the "Cave Special Stew". Tender are the unused bits of the body. For the stunties this means the brain is most tender. For da humies it also means the brain. For the tall pasty ones it means all the parts are tender because they do no work as they manipulate the stooopud stunties and humies to do all the work for them. Never eat the cold, black hearts of the tall pasty ones.

To conclude, I do not know what part of the world Porkstar hails from, but in this place must reside the most intelligent, magical, and expert tacticians with extremely dextrous, gentle and experienced hands. If you desire to avoid self-flagellating your tender areas due to extreme frustration, you should avoid Porkstar.

Porkstar +1

(Edit: Dat wuz soem bear grylls shyt lol)

Penril wrote:

arnagob wrote:
Princess Caly isn't a pocket healer.

i c what you did there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IBkaJnf7Kk

Awesome...

Penril wrote:

arnagob wrote:This topic is useless and more since peoples put their friends

Sorry.

Stop stealing my pocket healer.

Im a PeT

Orcpacolypse wrote:Porkstar +1

(Edit: Dat wuz soem bear grylls shyt lol)

Da brainz of da stooopud always tastiest. =D

Aisha wrote:

Penril wrote:

arnagob wrote:This topic is useless and more since peoples put their friends

Sorry.

Stop stealing my pocket healer.

Im a PeT

i still love you even though you are a bad chibi

Evil genius greenskin Porkstar will one day succumb to the piercing arrows of the Keitter but squishy shadow warrior will need assistance from his allies and cannot avail alone.
Porkstar is correct that the unused parts of the body are the most tender and Keitter's brain is indeed an exquisite delicacy of the softest meat because it is oft little used .
His burning hatred of the forces of destruction often causes him to abandon all caution and close for a perceived kill or advantage in the throes of battle. Alas he can be a foolish elf but he does respect all his allies and enemies .

Been said already. But! Thousandsunny is always an annoying enemy. Fun to chase! But, from my experience, keeps herself alive, and still able to heal others. I prefer when the healing I'm chasing stops healing other players and lets the die, haha.

earned the title "annoying" ><

Aisha wrote:earned the title "annoying" ><

Haha! It's an exalted title! If I was on your team, I'm sure I would be grateful for you. But, since I'm on the opposite team, not being able to kill you is annoying, in a good way! Other heals will just run from me, healing themselves. You tend to heal yourself, and others. So, keep up the good work! Woo!

Edit: You're only safe until I get my -50% outgoing heal debuff.