SEE THE AMAZING GOBLIN
Come see for yourself the wonder of the ages, the most mystifying sight you can behold short of an orcish spelling B.
That's right ladies and Gentlemen of the empire and beyond I give you, all the way from tier 4 now only exclusive to tier 1, the GOBLIN SHAMAN!
Now I hear what you are saying ladies and gents, this dirty little green fellow, what could be so interesting about him?
Well what would you say if I told you that this little smeared chap can run faster than your mount? Yes indeedy he can.
He can take more damage than the finest empire tank and keep right on going. He can dish out more damage that the crème of the Bright College and on top of all that, follow along with me here ladies and gents, on top of ALL that. He can heal both himself and his fellow corruptionists, making them nearly invulnerable as well.
Now I hear you ladies and gents, I hear you saying that this can't be so, there is just no way. But it is as true as the day is long, as true and Sigmars shadow is dark. And if you don't believe me, and I don't blame any of you a bit, then come on down to the battlefield, take a ringside seat as these little fellows lead every charge, stand right in the middle of your formation without a care in the world.
Want to try a cannon on them? Feel free! They won't notice, and if they feel like it, they can just destroy the cannons while murdering whatever order has to offer. They dance inches away from the War Camp because no one can hurt them.
Watch them casually walk back to their own War Camp for a nap while the Empire's Witch Hunters, Knights, the White Lions of the Elves and even Bright Wizards throw everything the have at them the whole way, but not a scratch.
Still not convinced? Feel like pointing at some facts and figures? Want to talk about paper? Try steel instead. That's right ladies and gents, you too can get a taste of this. Grab your staff and wizard hat, tell that gazebo its just going to have to wait and head on down to teir 1. try to kill yourself some goblin shamans.
Hey, not as easy as it looks on paper is it? Keep trying though, those little green monsters need that renown too you know.
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Come one, come all...
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Re: Come one, come all...
Nice to see a well phrased pug opinion on trolling shaman based premades in t1....now to something important...
- saupreusse
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Re: Come one, come all...
Op may i ask which tier you are talking about?
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Re: Come one, come all...
yeah, every pro 6man premade wants a shaman these days, they are very much FOTM with their fast healing potential and various group support skills.
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I love the way the OP wrote his post 
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i think he's talking about t1
there has been a lot of order complaining about shaman twinks
that's not a dig at order i don't play order so i don't know the problem, BUT i have been lvling a chosen and yes, a lot of the time order are held at their WC by swarms of shamans who make up at least 1/3 of the destro force. occasionally looks organized
little buggers are everywhere
there has been a lot of order complaining about shaman twinks
that's not a dig at order i don't play order so i don't know the problem, BUT i have been lvling a chosen and yes, a lot of the time order are held at their WC by swarms of shamans who make up at least 1/3 of the destro force. occasionally looks organized
little buggers are everywhere
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Shaman Swarmtazdingo wrote:i think he's talking about t1
there has been a lot of order complaining about shaman twinks
that's not a dig at order i don't play order so i don't know the problem, BUT i have been lvling a chosen and yes, a lot of the time order are held at their WC by swarms of shamans who make up at least 1/3 of the destro force. occasionally looks organized
little buggers are everywhere
literallly SS
how can order even compete???
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Could be worse, could be a german Shaman Swarm.Aurandilaz wrote:
Shaman Swarm
literallly SS
how can order even compete???
Dying is no option.
- saupreusse
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Re: Come one, come all...
I cant even say hes wrong because i used to run a sham too in t1. You are the god amongst gits with your two horrible dots.
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