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Re: Same stats talismans on a 2H weapon?

Post#11 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:29 pm

Well at least 20 stats of something wont change anything
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Re: Same stats talismans on a 2H weapon?

Post#12 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:38 pm

If they would also take so much damage upon landing from their pounce that both their femurs shattered explosively, severing their femoral arteries when then retract into their pelvises, while they lie hopelessly in the dirt with only one orifice close enough to the internal bleeding to evacuate the blood, and last night's almost-digested dinner, at such a high pressure they create a piece of modern art in the dirt with their arcing bursts of blood and feces with every beat of their panicked heart, as their fingers claw at their thighs, staring into the sky in disbelief as I cast a shadow on their face and the second to last thing they see is my axe falling to decapitate them but I miss and instead hit their jaw, shattering their teeth into a million pieces and glancing the edge of my axe into their tracheas, opening up a gurgling hatchet wound they'll push their last breath out of as their tongue curiously explores the foreign feeling of a mangled mandible that attempts to formulate their last word "I... Never should've slotted two strength ta.... Rgghrhhrhggrgrrgg."

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Re: Same stats talismans on a 2H weapon?

Post#13 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:14 pm

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NoRKaLKiLLa wrote:If they would also take so much damage upon landing from their pounce that both their femurs shattered explosively, severing their femoral arteries when then retract into their pelvises, while they lie hopelessly in the dirt with only one orifice close enough to the internal bleeding to evacuate the blood, and last night's almost-digested dinner, at such a high pressure they create a piece of modern art in the dirt with their arcing bursts of blood and feces with every beat of their panicked heart, as their fingers claw at their thighs, staring into the sky in disbelief as I cast a shadow on their face and the second to last thing they see is my axe falling to decapitate them but I miss and instead hit their jaw, shattering their teeth into a million pieces and glancing the edge of my axe into their tracheas, opening up a gurgling hatchet wound they'll push their last breath out of as their tongue curiously explores the foreign feeling of a mangled mandible that attempts to formulate their last word "I... Never should've slotted two strength ta.... Rgghrhhrhggrgrrgg."

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Re: Same stats talismans on a 2H weapon?

Post#14 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:12 pm

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NoRKaLKiLLa wrote:If they would also take so much damage upon landing from their pounce that both their femurs shattered explosively, severing their femoral arteries when then retract into their pelvises, while they lie hopelessly in the dirt with only one orifice close enough to the internal bleeding to evacuate the blood, and last night's almost-digested dinner, at such a high pressure they create a piece of modern art in the dirt with their arcing bursts of blood and feces with every beat of their panicked heart, as their fingers claw at their thighs, staring into the sky in disbelief as I cast a shadow on their face and the second to last thing they see is my axe falling to decapitate them but I miss and instead hit their jaw, shattering their teeth into a million pieces and glancing the edge of my axe into their tracheas, opening up a gurgling hatchet wound they'll push their last breath out of as their tongue curiously explores the foreign feeling of a mangled mandible that attempts to formulate their last word "I... Never should've slotted two strength ta.... Rgghrhhrhggrgrrgg."

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You are some kind of doctor or biology student in real life. I know it might be impolite to ask, but I just couldnt resist after reading that.^^
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Re: Same stats talismans on a 2H weapon?

Post#15 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:50 am

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Re: Same stats talismans on a 2H weapon?

Post#16 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:23 pm

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That's just begging for a Snowcrash reference.
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