The fat mistress

[JeFawk]

I invite you to play a forum game. I will be narrating a story where you choose what you do, similar to those 90s text based RPG games. The idea is to create something random and funny so feel free to reply as you deem fit.

Only the first reply will be counted as the answer so don't bother with more answers as I will delete them to make the story look readable.

Try to reply with only one action, instead of narrating stuff.

[JeFawk]

The Age of Warhammer

You are a young human woman. Barely above 20 years of age weighing way above normal. The physical aspect was never your strong point, ever but that's about to change or so you think. You've been doing nothing your whole life, no education, no job, no relationships. Waking up one day you decide it's enough, you are leaving your shabby house in search for something that will make you feel a part of this world.

Barely fitting through the door you leave the safety of the walls and slowly start wobbling towards the forest. Your house being on the outskirts of the city, as an outcast that you are, has it's advantages as it is only a few kilometers away from the first tree.

You carry a backpack with 2 apples, a flask of water, a few pieces of cloth, flint and tinder.


After walking of what it seems to have been ages you decide it was a bad idea and that you will try again tomorrow, you slowly turn back and realize that you're lost as you didn't take the road.

You could go try and return home by guessing but that might not work out too well and considering that it's getting dark it might actually be dangerous.


What do you do?

[madwasp]

The girl changed her mind ...as getting dark she force her steps to reach the forest instead her house. She ate one of her apple as need more energy to reach her aim. Go ahead is the new goal! No fear of the dark!

[JeFawk]

The Sun has long set. Nothing can be seen clearly now, the forest is like a black cloud on the horizon but that is the least of your worries as you hear distant howls.

What do you do?

[madwasp]

As the girl got to the forest with hard march, she picked a suitable big tree with defendable -and also comfortable too- great branch and climbed on it high up. It is very important to secure the place for the night. Those distant howls means wolves or worse... The leaves also hide her from the upper dangers, strange birds and other nasty flyin' creatures. After that she fall in sleep in her self-made nest (with little branches, leaves, etc). The moon shine and some dark cloud comes...

What happen now?