Return of Reckoning Verse, Part 11: "More about ORDER"

[Challenger3333]

I am a tanky-tank slayer
Two tanks by my side
I am a tanky-tank slayer
You better run and hide
I don’t fear when you are near
My tanks punt and stagger
It adds to my swagger
I’ve got double guard
Gee whiz, I play hard
Coz I am a slayer
Guarded in layers
Like I’m "Super-Dwarf"
Two tanks? Of course!

I am a DPS Archmage
I won’t save your life.
I am a DPS Archmage
Deadly as a dull knife.
I have a blue ray
Shoot it ‘cross the field
With my DPS way
Don’t expect to get healed
I kite and I shoot
From the three-point line
And nobody dies.
Except for allies of mine.
Coz I am a DPS Archmage
Not a healer, Okay?

We are the O.P. Witch Hunters
In a five-man pack
We are the O.P. Witch Hunters
Did you know our DOTS stack?
There’s nothing noble
About our rules
Why should we solo
And fight in some duels?
From stealth, all five
Strike as one, in accord
We will never die
But gosh, are we bored.
Our unfair advantage
Works just as they planned it.
And ‘till that nerf comes
(Because we're O.P.)
We’ll have our run.
We define cowardly.
Yes, five in number
In our Puritan hats
We’re the five-man Witch Hunters
The server’s doormats.

[saupreusse]

I really wish that AM at least rezzed me after not healing...