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by ASmellyMan
Wed Dec 17, 2025 8:30 pm
Forum: Empire
Topic: Witch hunter missing 500 arpen
Replies: 8
Views: 1382

Re: Witch hunter missing 500 arpen

I feel bad for WHs. 90% of their encounters with my shaman end with me running away while emoting at them. Meanwhile I'm spamming heals while I bunny hop and kite.

By the time the WH has been killed by other destro players and I'm still bunny hopping and emoting. I make sure to emote at his corpse ...
by ASmellyMan
Sun Dec 14, 2025 12:26 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Help to decide Shaman, Squig Herder, Zealot, Engi and Bright Wizard
Replies: 12
Views: 2377

Re: Help to decide Shaman, Squig Herder, Zealot, Engi and Bright Wizard

The only way a Shaman will survive a WH popping out on them is if they're a healer. In that case you'll probably run away while emoting at him.

Don't stick around and try to kill him. You'll eventually do something stupid and he'll kill you.

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That being said, you'll ...
by ASmellyMan
Fri Sep 12, 2025 7:22 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What Other Games Do You All Play When You're Not in WAR?
Replies: 21
Views: 9664

Re: What Other Games Do You All Play When You're Not in WAR?

I'm playing FF12 right now.

I actually play MTG. Never got into tabletop Warhammer and considering I'm boycotting GW until they give Bruva Alfabusa $1,000,000 I probably never will.
by ASmellyMan
Sun Aug 24, 2025 7:31 pm
Forum: Suggestions & Feedback
Topic: Degradation of average player skill: why the Scenario system rework is urgently needed
Replies: 126
Views: 68625

Re: Degradation of average player skill: why the Scenario system rework is urgently needed

I've definitely noticed a huge lack of skill on Order. I've noticed that they need full WBs to kill my Shaman and that is both funny and sad.

Train
Eat your vitamins
Someday you little Hulkamaniacs will be 10% as good as I am
by ASmellyMan
Thu Jul 10, 2025 7:03 am
Forum: Technical Support Center
Topic: Chat muting
Replies: 2
Views: 3243

Chat muting

I said "Goblins are down for set trippin' and gang banging" and got a 60 minute mute
I'm wondering why? Is this about gang membership? Because we roll Bad Moon cuz
by ASmellyMan
Sat Apr 05, 2025 5:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The new player experience in a nutshell
Replies: 162
Views: 58444

Re: The new player experience in a nutshell

The obsession with dungeons is really sad. This is a PvP game, pull your pampers up and try playing the game.
by ASmellyMan
Thu Apr 03, 2025 8:32 am
Forum: Dwarfs
Topic: Runepriest
Replies: 76
Views: 26916

Re: Runepriest

The solution seems to be giving the zealot a similar ability.

Actually since the classes aren't supposed to be exact mirrors maybe the Shammy can do it instead. That way I can farm renown even faster!

You can't stop me from running solo devs
by ASmellyMan
Mon Mar 24, 2025 10:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rune of Battle abuse 3/24/2025
Replies: 50
Views: 16215

Re: Rune of Battle abuse 3/24/2025

Allegedly they were in Praag too but I was semi-afk in the warcamp doing SCs and didn't die

buckle up buttercup
by ASmellyMan
Sat Dec 07, 2024 6:36 pm
Forum: Suggestions & Feedback
Topic: Current State Feedback from a veteran player post 2
Replies: 47
Views: 20031

Re: Current State Feedback from a veteran player post 2

Speaking as an Order player I might know how broken guard is if anyone ever used it. As is though I just pretend that you don't even exist and I'm just playing solo.

I think the best balancing tweak we can do is to remove ingame chat so that order is forced to actually play the game instead of ...
by ASmellyMan
Fri Nov 29, 2024 7:00 pm
Forum: Technical Support Center
Topic: Launcher, Download/Patch Error
Replies: 34
Views: 16914

Re: Launcher, Download/Patch Error

Launcher crashes mid update without an error code. It seems to be crashing at a random step.

EDIT- Restarting a few times and trying again fixed the issue